BLAME MICHAEL GROSS
(The Dad from Family Ties)
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Michael Gross as Burt Gummer on Tremors Series
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The time has come now where as a society, we must quit blaming ourselves as well as each other for every stupid thing that's wrong with this world. Why can't we just narrow the problem down to one source? Why can't we narrow the problem down to one person? We can! Let's quit beating ourselves up and treating other people like shit. Let's blame the one person who is the cause of all confusion and disorder in the universe: Michael Gross, the dad from Family Ties and the guy from The Tremors Trilogy and Series.
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The dog didn't eat your homework.......
Michael Gross ate your homework.
Your McDonalds hamburger didn't taste like shit.....
Your McDonalds hamburger tasted like Michael Gross.
Your roommate didn't come into your room at 3 in the morning piss drunk.....
Michael Gross came into your room at 3 in the morning piss drunk.
This room doesn't smell like ass.........
This room smells like Michael Gross.
I didn't take a shit in your backpack.....
I took a shit on Michael Gross.
Back in '94 Madonna didn't say the F word several times on The Late Show w/ David Letterman......
In '94 Madonna said Michael Gross several times on The Late Show w/ David Letterman.
Josef Stalin isn't responsible for killing thousands of people.......
Michael Gross is responsible for killing thousands of people.
You didn't accidentally walk in to see me in bed with your mom......
You accidentally walked in to see me in bed with Michael Gross.
O.J. Simpson didn't kill Ronald Goldman and Nicole Simpson......
Michael Gross killed Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson.
It's not technology's fault that DVD is replacing VHS;
it's Michael Gross' fault that DVD is replacing VHS.
It wasn't that Ozzy's dog pissed and shit on the carpets...
Michael Gross pissed and shit on Ozzy's carpets.
Osama Bin Laden wasn't behind the World Trade Center attacks;
Osama Bin Gross was.
David Koresh didn't claim he was Jesus Christ.
David Koresh claimed he was Michael Gross.
Last night I didn't have raging, crazy, anal monkey love with a she-male.
I had crazy anal Michael Gross to a woman who also has a michael gross.
Hugh Grant wasn't caught getting a blow job from a prostitute........
Hugh Grant was caught getting a Michael Gross from a prostitute.
Bill Clinton didn't ask Monica Lewinski to perform oral sex on him........
Bill Clinton asked Michael Gross to perform Michael Gross on him.
Your sibling didn't go off shooting 28 nuns the other day.......
Your sibling went off killing Michael Gross 28 times.
It wasn't that Mommy and Daddy wouldn't let you lick the ice cream.....
It was that Mommy and Daddy wouldn't let you lick Michael Gross.
A gay midget didn't hit on me at the mall the other day....
Michael Gross hit on a gay midget in the mall the other day. And you know what the midget said? "You're special!"
The priest didn't touch you in that funny place.......
Michael Gross touched the priest in that funny place.
John Hinkley didn't shoot Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.....
John Hinkley shot Ronald Reagan to impress Michael Gross.
Your mom didn't catch you playing with your dick....
You caught your mom playing with Michael Gross's dick.
I didn't piss in your gas tank.....
I pissed on Michael Gross.
Wilt Chamberlain didn't sleep with 20,000 women....
Wilt Chamberlain slept with Michael Gross 20,000 times.
Darth Vader wasn't Luke Skywalker's father......
Darth Vader was Michael Gross's father (Gross Vader?).
Your roommate didn't talk about fucking a girl and beating her with a two by four....
Your roommate talked about fucking and beating Michael Gross with a two by four.
You shouldn't blame the government for urban decay.
You should blame Michael Gross for urban decay.
I didn't give your girlfriend crabs.
I gave Michael Gross your girlfriend.
Your mom didn't get cosmetic surgery to look like B-Arthur....
B-Arthur got cosmetic surgery to look like Michael Gross.
Eskimos don't club baby seels to death.
Eskimos club Michael Gross to death.
Richard Gere didn't allegedly stick a gerbil up his ass.
Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up Michael Gross's ass.
Beans don't make you fart....
Beans make you Michael Gross.
You didn't squirt a runny shit out of your ass.....
You squirted Michael Gross out of your ass.
Leonardo DiCaprio didn't draw Kate Winslet naked in Titanic......
In Titanic, Leonardo DiCaprio drew Michael Gross naked.
On the drug issue in 96, Bob Dole didn't tell the American Public to "Just don't do it"
Bob Dole told the American Public, "Just don't Michael Gross."
The makers of this web site aren't obsessed with Michael Gross.
Michael Gross is obsessed with himself.
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Michael Gross as Stephen Keaton in Family Ties
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